You are now being served by the digital version of “me”; a specific member of the strange species that was, by themselves, named “Homo Sapiens Sapiens” or simply “humans”.
Try not to be alarmed by any sudden noise or illegible handwriting, as humans are known to be erratic, easily frustrated and do occasionally bite. There are (approximately) 400 different kinds of bacteria in their saliva so you may want to pay your local health consultant a visit on the occassion that any bodily injury stemming from oral conflict should occur.
Please enjoy your stay and do send us post cards from any other solar system you may happen to visit.
Sincerely,
The Blag Maker
Do not contact the help desk with questions regarding translation errors, as they are non-refundable with absolutely no exceptions. By reading this post, you have also voided all warranty and forfeited any insurance you may have brought with you on this journey. There are, however, emergency shelters evenly spaced along the path, where you may stay for a bit and rest. A map marking them out will be available (at no cost) on December 12th 2019, or when nobody on planet Earth is suffering of starvation any longer; whichever happens first.